Press that red button.
Is it going to kill everyone?
Press that blue button.
[Archer presses the button, activating a recording]
Welcome, Mr. Archer...
It does know my name!
...to the Dodge Challenger Special Agent Edition, brought to you by Dodge.
Thanks, Dodge!
[all features shown] Featuring a 440 V8 engine, six-speed manual transmission, and a top speed of 185. Heavy-duty suspension, runflat tires, bulletproof body panels and windows, twin 30-cal machine guns mounted in the front, antipursuit countermeasures in the rear.
It makes the Mach-5 look like a vagina.
The interior boasts mil-spec GPS, satellite communications, hi-fi stereo, rich Corinthian leather.
Corinth is famous for its leather!
And of course...
[She opens glove compartment revealing a bar with two bottles of liquor, two glasses, and ice]
[fast, over Archer's hysterical laughter] The in-dash bar is to be stocked with non-alcoholic beverages only. Dodge cannot stress this enough. Never ever ever drink and drive.
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