Archer
[as Mallory rings a dinner bell] Wow. Forgot how much I hate that.
Malory
Oh, that's right. I kept it on the nightstand to wake nanny whenever Sterling wet the bed.
Archer
[as everybody laughs] Mother!
Cheryl
Wait, whose bed?
Woodhouse
It was always "don't ask, don't tell."
Archer
Woodhouse! What are you doing?!
Woodhouse
Uh, sitting down, sir.
Archer
What, at the table?!
Malory
Sterling.
Archer
Like people?!
Malory
Sterling!
Archer
What?! Look, he thinks he's people!
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