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S1 E4

Archer · Season 1, Episode 4

Archer, Malory and others in “Killing Utne”

Archer

[as Mallory rings a dinner bell] Wow. Forgot how much I hate that.

Malory

Oh, that's right. I kept it on the nightstand to wake nanny whenever Sterling wet the bed.

Archer

[as everybody laughs] Mother!

Cheryl

Wait, whose bed?

Woodhouse

It was always "don't ask, don't tell."

Archer

Woodhouse! What are you doing?!

Woodhouse

Uh, sitting down, sir.

Archer

What, at the table?!

Malory

Sterling.

Archer

Like people?!

Malory

Sterling!

Archer

What?! Look, he thinks he's people!

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