Cyril and Archer in “Training Day”

When would you use an underwear gun?

Hopefully never. But say you're in a Caribbean bungalow, and you're kind of high, an exotic woman on the bed. Now is she just the high-priced whore you asked for? Or is she an... assassin?

I don't know.

Oh, here's room service. Who ordered champagne?

Ah. How should I know?

Exactly. You're baked. You can't remember. But since when does it take three huge surly Jamaican guys to deliver one bottle of champagne?

Ohh. Because they're assassins too?

Or.. Maybe one guy's a new waiter. The second one's training him, and the third's from maintenance, finally off his lazy ass to fix the A.C.

Oh, yeah. I guess that could happen.

Point is, you come out of the john waving this around... no one's gonna bug you for a tip.