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Archer · Season 1, Episode 2

Archer and Cyril in “Training Day”

Archer

This is what a real field agent uses.

[Archer gives Cyril a new pen]

Cyril

The point is a lot finer than I prefer.

Archer

That's because it's a hypodermic needle and the cartridge is full of a deadly super-toxin called poiso... caine. [puts the pen in Cyril's shirt-pocket] Keep it in here. But be careful, because the cap slips off for, like, no reason.

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