Archer
So, obviously I'm not happy about this whole arrangement, but...
Cyril
But your mother is, so...
Archer
But I wonder what Lana thinks about...
Cyril
Lana's not "need to know" this.
Archer
Wow. "Open purse, remove balls," huh?
Cyril
Besides, I'm sure it's not the first time you've kept a secret from Lana.
Archer
Uh hello! Herpes?!
Cyril
YOU GAVE LANA HERPES?!
[Cheryl gasps loudly]
Cyril
Hello, Cheryl.
Cheryl
It's Carol.
Archer
Wha-- Since when?
Cheryl
Since I had it legally changed because you always call me Carol.
Archer
Well that's just... Excuse us.
[Cyril and Archer walk away]
Cyril
What is this herpes business?
Archer
Bad joke. And a false alarm.
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