Archer
Whoa, I would not push her. That is a big gun and she is baby crazy.
Lana
"Baby crazy"?!
Archer
That's why I broke up with her.
Lana
You lying--! You sack of shit! I broke up with you because you're carrying around a 35-year-old umbilical cord!
Archer
See?! All you talk about is baby shit! Because you're baby crazy!
Lana
You want to see crazy?!
Archer
No! I've seen that movie and, spoiler alert, it ends with a closet full of my suits on fire!
Lana
I wish you'd been wearing one!
Archer
Who would want to wear an on-fire suit!
Lana
Cosplay enthusiasts!
Archer
What?
Lana
Wait! No! Shit!
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