So, obviously, it would be a lot easier for me if you just disabled all that when you left work tonight... somehow.
Ooh, that would make me... uncomfortable.
Ugh, God, everything makes you uncomfortable!
[Archer and Cheryl are naked and on the floor of his apartment]
Just the tip?
[Archer is behind Cheryl now, who is on all fours]
Just the tip?
[Archer is waving an ice cream cone in front of Cheryl]
Just the tip!
[in the present]
How was I supposed to know you're lactose intolerant?
Because I kept screaming it!
[Later]
Are... are you gonna pay for your lunch?
Just the tip. [Pause] Actually, I don't have any cash on me. Could you... get it? I also need cab fare. Awww, Ugly Duckling. Quack Quack.
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