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Archer · Season 1, Episode 1

Archer, Cyril and others in “Mole Hunt”

Archer

What are you doing?

Cyril

Oh. Just dicing veggies for dinner. I always make Lana stirfry for dinner on Friday.

Archer

Neat. Listen...

Cyril

[very excitedly] Guess what we call it!

Archer

"Stir Friday?"

Cryil

[long pause] Wow. That's actually better.

Archer

It's all yours. So come let me in the mainframe.

[Later]

Archer

And after I gave you "Stir Friday!"

Cyril

Yeah, that is much better.

Archer

I know.

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