Heiresses to fortunes like your family's don't fake their own deaths. They murder their parents and blame it on some poor Hispanic or Negro.
Yes, I thought about that, but I don't know any Hispanics or Negroes.
No, they make up the Hispanic or Negro.
I honestly wouldn't know where to begin.
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