Pam and Malory in “Un Chien Tangerine”

Pam

Plus I'm a quick learner, plus you've seen me drive I'm an amazing driver, plus I almost never get sick, plus I already bought three pantsuits, plus...

Malory

Alright! I'll think about it.

Pam

Is that a real "you'll think about it," or a "Pam, if your pig Leon wins a blue ribbon at the county fair, maybe we won't kill him and eat him for Easter dinner and render what's left into soap," "you'll think about it"?

Malory

It's...

Pam

Because I never really got over that.

Malory

It's a real one!

Pam

YAAAAYYYY!!!

Malory

But thank you for that glimpse into your bleak, farm-y childhood.

Pam

It was actually pretty awesome. And if I'm being honest, so was Leon.