Did you seriously climb all the way up here just to see what my bonus is?
No, I sarcastically climbed all the way up here to see what your bonus is! He said, sarcastically! Phone!
Okay. Jesus! Keep your voice... [checking phone] Whoa!
Sucks, right? That's not even... remotely fair! What the shit?!
Apparently, we're in a crazy parallel universe, where bonuses are based on merit instead of whether or not you crawled out of your— [drops phone] mother—!
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