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S4 E9

Archer · Season 4, Episode 9

Archer and Lana in “The Honeymooners”

Go online and check your bank account.

Now? When I'm suction-cupped on a window thirty stories above the ground?

Yeah! You should have five bars.

Okay so, it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up? But— [hangs up]

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