I have a gun and I will shoot your hand clean the hell off. I will do it!
[carrying hot dogs] Hey y'all.
Do it right now! I'LL GO GET MY GUN!
You know, they giving out free hot dogs over at that car dealership down the way.
I prefer the meat of the burger!
AS DO I.
...yeah, that meat...ain't looking so good. Seems like the burger has moved some, ain't it?
(crazed) Yeah, the ants are breeding. They want to TAKE IT FROM US.
But that ain't happening on our watch, right man! Gimme five.
Get your fucking hand out of my face.
PROFANITY VIO-! Ohh! Ohhhhhh, profanity violation! Phil! PHIL!
Wh-What's up, what's going on?
Phil, he is INDISCRIMINATELY dropping F-bombs on the heads of all these kids around here.
Yeah, there's-there's nothing about profanity in the bylaws, so...
Come on, man. Don't you wanna see this end?
Look, I get paid by the hour, man.
Phil, come on. Please, I know you.
Phil.
We've been through a lot together, haven't we- Hey, how is your wife?
Don't listen to him, man!
Didn't she have a baby or something while we were here? What'd you name it, I was wondering.
Penelope. I've told you like, five times.
Might be nice to get this over with-
Phil!
-and spend some time with that cute little...
It's a girl.
Girl, great, that's right!
Don't fall for it, Phil!
I might be able to give you and her some uh, some sesame seeds off of this bun to play with...
He's trying to trick you, Phil!
...IF we could maybe end this soon?
I- He's gotta take his hands off. That's the only way he's gonna be disqualified.
I'm WELL-VERSED in the bylaws, asshole!
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