[carrying rubber boots] What you want these for?
Put them on my feet, man.
All right, these are your feet now? Okay, sure.
[setting himself down] That should ground me. [He shoots eye lasers at an overhead power line. The wire falls to the ground, hot] All right, I'll run a 4,000-volt current through the bun, then when Shake comes back...
No, wait!
What the hell?
Don't electrify the bun!
Who's that? Who said that? Who said that?!
It's me! [The hamburger forms a mouth] The giant hamburger, or at least that's how people see me! Finally tonight, you will win the contest, and you will come with me to Hamburger Planet!
Now where have I heard that voice before? [Flashes back to "Dickesode" and "The Creature from Plaque Lagoon"] Wongburger!
That's right. It is I! [His glasses form] Dr. Wongburger! It took me years of therapy to come to terms with my true identity. My parents couldn't accept it!
"My son isn't a cheeseburger!" they cried.
"Your son IS a cheesburger!" I cried back!
Look, I don't need to know the whole story, okay?
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