Bert, you've been sober for 47 straight days (pouring rum down the sink)
Hey, dammit, that's my rum! You don't have to pour it down the sink, man!
We're going to do it together. Right, Bert?
You don't have a monkey wrench, do you?
Bert, I know what you're thinking and...
What, I'm not going to dismantle the pipes and drink from the U-trap. I mean, that's what an animal does! (Mortimer turns on faucet)
Dammit, Mortimer, you're diluting it!
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