[Carl sees Master Shake in his car with a hose connected from the exhaust pipe to the car interior]
Shake! Shake! Wake up! What are you doin'?
[weakly] My son...he doesn't listen.
[angrily] Look, whatever. Get outta my car! It's freakin' three bucks a gallon--how long have you been running this engine?! What, you think I should pay for this?!?
No...
Yeah, that's right! You're dead, you don't have to worry about it! Meanwhile, your bowels are leakin' all over the dash, stainin' my shag carpet. That's freakin' authentic red pleather, that ain't cheap.
Yeah...
[Carl throws Master Shake out of his car and onto the street]
Smells like friggin exhaust in...here. You know why I had car wash people put cocoa butter smell in there?! Because I want prostitutes to feel welcome! I don't want them to feel like it's a death trap!
[piano music plays]
I'm sorry, Carl. It appears I failed you as well.
Look, I'm sorry. I should not have unloaded on you like that. [puts a steak knife in Master Shake's hand, casual] Here's a steak knife. Go kill yourself on your lawn.
[Before Shake kills himself, Meatwad comes out]
Hey Shake, what you doin'?
I want my son to feel guilty for what he's doing to me. Bring him outside so he can watch me slit my own throat.
He's inside, slaying the Chess Dragon. No one beats the Chess Dragon not even me, and I'm retarded.
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