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Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 4

Master Shake, Frylock and others in “Global Grilling”

[Shake is frantically pressing the thermostat]

How do I get this to be cold?! I keep pressing it and pressing it and pressing it, and it won't get cold now!

[Frylock checks the thermostat.]

242 degrees?! Man, that's insane!

That's what I've been sayin' for the last hour and a half, while you've been "Dreamin' of Jeanie."

Dammit, I think we're gonna have to freakin' call the landlord. The compressor's on the fritz again.

Well, he...he may be gone. I...I wouldn't go out there.

[As we see that the outside background is melting] And why not?!

Watch this. [Flings a skillet out the front door, causing it to explode almost immediately]

That was my Alton Brown saucepot! I use it to make my Balsamic Reduction! Dammit! … You've seen me do it.

Shake! You left that grill on, didn't you?

[looks outside] Oh... uh... no!

Well then, why is it on?!

I don't know... uh... it's in "self-cleaning" mode!

No, I think it's on "create-a-hole-in-the-ozone" mode, Shake!

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