Hey, hey, hey, hey, what was that noise?! Uh, where is my white hatchback?!
[Playing dumb] 'Scuse me?
And why are there skid marks there?!
Uh, I just got through mowing the lawn...if that's a crime.
I friggin' RENTED THIS THING THIS MORNING!!
Yeah, we know how you did it. Congratulations. The bank gave you a credit card. It doesn't make you better than me! But you see, nobody gives me credit, because I'm a bad risk and I don't pay my bills on time. So I have to work for what I have.
Um, did my car always have that, or am I just uh...
What? Class? Style? I don't think so. Thank God I got a hip transplant. Now why don't you go back into your house and shut up?
[Carl's head explodes]
Why'd he do that?
Why wouldn't he?
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