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Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 2

Meatwad, Frylock and others in “Kidney Car”

Go to Mach 1, engage warp speed. I'm late for work. [makes engine noises]

[Frylock and Shake are watching Meatwad from the house]

Shake, I'm a little worried about Meatwad. I think he's losing his mind.

Watch this. I think he's losing his license.

(hears sirens) Aw, shoot! The bronze 5-0.

[The "siren" is Shake with a police hat, badge and baton.]

(calmly) Is there, uh...is there an emergency or something?

(nervously) Well, yeah, I mean-

Somebody having a baby?

Y'know, I need to get to work and uh-

What's going on here?

Hey, I'm a wild man. I can't drive 55.

[taps axle with baton] No wheels here, either...and you passed an inspection like that?

Mmhm. Yessir.

I see you ran through a couple of lights. And I'm thinking...surely this little lady wouldn't do that in her own town? Where ya from?

Now, they was yellow when I went through them-

(unimpressed) Uh-huh. They were red...like your ass is gonna be, when I get through with you. Alright, step out of the car, please. Have you had anything to drink tonight, ma'am?

Oh, hell yeah. Can I mix you something, or-

Alright. I want you to walk in a straight line to that manhole and when you fall down in there, I want to hear the alphabet backwards.

Okay. (rolls off)

(throws off hat and baton) Sucker! He-hey! (gets in Hotwad, makes engine noises)

[Meatwad goes to Frylock inside]

Did you see that?! He stole my car!

Yeah. Did you get the plate number?

Good idea! (leaves)

(in background) Hey, what are you looking at?! Hey, it's not Sunday, lady! Let's go!!!

(to Frylock) What's that letter that does this? (gestures) With the thing? There's two of them.

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