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S1 E30

Animaniacs · Season 1, Episode 30

Count Dracula, Yakko and others in “Draculee, Draculaa/Phranken-Runt”

[opening his coffin] Peace, at last. [screams]

[coughing] Hast thou any coffin drops? [Count Dracula groans, grunts, throws The Warner Siblings away, then goes into his coffin. Yakko tries opening the lid] Hey, he's locked in.

Oh, no. He'll suffocate!

[Inside his coffin, Count Dracula sighs, until Wakko gets a chainsaw and cuts the coffin in half]

Hangeth on, kind farmer! We shall saveth thee!

[opens the halves to reveal Count Dracula cut in half] Oops. [giggles, then puts the two halves together again]

[roars, growling, cornering the Warner Siblings] Your lives here have ended!

True, mister Amish man, for we must check out. 'Tis morning! [opens the window to reveal a bright sunshine]

[whimpers] And me without my sun block! [trips back into his coffin]

[Yakko plays "Reveille" on a trumpet]

Wakey wakey! Rise and shine! [puts an alarm clock in Count Dracula's head] We'd like waffles and a big cheese wheel for breakfast.

[Wakko crows like a rooster. Count Dracula roars and debris flies. The Warner Siblings flee as the mansion collapses]

Boy. Who knew the Amish could have such explosive tempers?

[finally notices the Transylvania sign] You know, Yakko, maybe this isn't Pencil-vania after all.

[Wakko eats a rock]

You're right, Dot. We never should have taken that left turn at Kennebunkport. Come on!

[The Warner Siblings tunnel underground]]

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