Count Dracula, Yakko and Wakko and others in “Draculee, Draculaa/Phranken-Runt”

[to his skeleton valet] Don't wait for me. [walks with cloak wrapped around] Aah. Ignorant little travelers. It's been many years since any have come willingly to me. Who are you?

We're the Warner Brothers.

Dot

And the Warner Sister.

[to Count Dracula, as Wakko takes a pocket watch out of Count Dracula's pocket] Does Batman know you're wearing his cape, so badly?

Wakko

I'm Wakko. [kisses Dracula] Did you miss me, huh?

Please. You're washing off my Old spice.

Dot

I'm Dot, but you may call me princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca, the third. Tee hee. [Count Dracula sees the blood vessels in her neck. Says Type O, unleaded 87 octane with marks. Dracula looks close, each of his hands connected] I get this from guys all the time. [Count Dracula looks closer at her neck, making it stretch] SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

Ahem. I am Count Dracula.

Didn't you used to teach math on Sesame Street?

Stop your silly chatter and enter! The night is long and I hunger for company. [the Warner Siblings dash off, leaving him on the floor. He growls, and the door slams in his face. Inside the castle, it was creepy; repeatedly bangs on the door outside and offscreen] Let me in, you little weasels!

Wakko

[talking about Dracula] That guy sure dresses funny.

Dot

This is Pennsylvania, Wakko. He's probably Amish.

I'll handle him. I saw Witness twice. [He opens the door for Count Dracula. He clears his throat] Greetings, good Amish farmer. How's it going with thee? Is there a place hither where we may sleep yon?

Impudent child! You can't make a fool out of me!

[dresses up Count Dracula in a fool outfit] Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.

[takes off the fool outfit] Puny mortals! Now witness the power of the undead! [turns into a big bat as "Night on Bald Mountain" by Modest Mussorgsky plays in the background]

Neat trick!

Wakko

[flying like a bat] Hey, look at me! I'm a bat too!

You are not a bat.

Wakko

Oh, you're right. But this is! [whacks Count Dracula with a baseball bat with a face and wings on it, sending him falling to the floor in a Batman logo-shaped hole. Count Dracula climbs up out of the Batman logo-shaped hole, seeing bats]

Oh, I'm not well. [falls down from the high ceiling to the floor, creating the Batman logo-shaped hole. Climbs out of the hold in the human form while seeing bats in his dazed head]

Good farmer, mayest we see-eth our rooms now?

[in a dazed voice] Why, certainly. Walketh this way. [walks clumsily. The Warner Siblings imitate him]