Now, then, Wakko, let's you and I talk, hmm?
Okay.
Good. Vhat's on your mind?
My hat.
No, no, no. Your hat is on your head. Vhat is on your mind?
My... skin?
No, that's on your head. Vhat's on your mind?
Oh, I got it! My hair!
Your hair is on your head! [tears off some of his hair] ZIS IS HAIR! ZIS IS HAIR! IT IS NOT ON MY MIND! IT IS ON MY HEAD!
No, it's in your hand.
[shakes in anger before exhaling] Let's try something different, okay?
Okay.
Vhy don't you tell me vhat you're feeling?
My shirt.
No, that's vhat you're touching.Vhat are you feeling?
My nose?
THAT'S VHAT YOU'RE TOUCHING! VHAT ARE YOU FEELING?! [calms down] Just tell me how you feel.
I feel fine.
Good! Now, ve're getting somewhere. Vould you care to expand on that?
Okay. [breaths in and his whole body expands like a balloon]
Vhat? No, no! Not that type of expanding! STOP IT!
[Wakko pricks himself with a sewing pin and flies around the room like a deflating balloon before falling into Scratchansniff's lap]
'Scuse me. [kisses Scratchansniff full on the mouth and runs away]
[Dr. Scratchansniff growls and tears out more of his hair]
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