“After the Varner Brothers escaped, I was called...” – Dr. Scratchansniff, Animaniacs ... TV Quotes Database

SDr. Scratchansniff

[narrating] After the Varner Brothers escaped, I was called to see the chairman of the board of the Varner Brothers studio.

[Dr. Scratchansniff enters the office. He sits at one end of the long table while a short, stout man sits at the other end. The man pushes a button, closing the curtains]

TPThaddeus Plotz

[smiles, then shouting] THE WARNER BROTHERS ARE WREAKING HAVOC THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO, SCRATCHANSNIFF! AND I WON'T HAVE IT! [walking on the table up to a nervous Dr. Scratchansniff] In order for a studio to run efficiently, there must be order, calmness, control. The Warner Brothers have taken the calmness and replaced it with chaos! They're too zany, Scratchansniff! I haven't been this upset since we made Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. And I have chosen you to get the Warner Brothers under control.

SDr. Scratchansniff

Vhy me?

TPThaddeus Plotz

Because you're a psychiatrist, dummy.

SDr. Scratchansniff

Oh...