[First lines of the reboot series, the Jurassic Park jeep pulls up, and Alan takes his hat off and pulls off his sunglasses and sees something]
[holding an animated cel of the Animaniacs] Alan, this species of cartoon has been extinct since 1998. I mean these haven't been seen on TV since the golden era of animation! [Alan turns her head with his hand] What? [shocked and pulls off his sunglasses to stare in wonder what Alan is looking at]
[From afar, the camera sees what appears to be a shadow of a brontosaurus, but it then morphs into three separate shadows. The Warner siblings prance towards them, gleaming in the sun]
♪ La! ♪
[Alan and Ellie get out to investigate]
It's the Warner Brothers!
[from far away] And the Warner Sister!
[parodying the role of Richard Attenborough's John Hammond, he laughs to himself at their reactions] That's - Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[seated in the Jeep behind them] He-He did it. That, that, that, that crazy son-of-a-gun actually did it.
[holds up Wakko] Clean, vectored outlines. [holds up Yakko] Widescreen format.
[holding up Dot] These don't look like reruns.
[Dot grabs Ellie's nose and trumpet horns come out her ears; the Warners scamper away]
Well, they're not. [Dot carries him over to Alan and Ellie] I reanimated them.
[to himself] We are gonna make a fortune with this show.
[Dot holds up a cream pie and the Warner Brothers run away]
How zany are they?
Oh, to the max. [Alan is immediately hit with Dot's cream pie] Of course, then there's Pinky and The Brain.
Pinky and The Brain? You said you're bringing back Pinky and The Brain?
Mm-hmm.
[grabs Steven by the shoulder] Say it again.
[smiles] We're bringing back Pinky and The Brain.
[At the sound of this, Alan hunches over, dizzy]
Put your head between your knees.
[Alan collapses anyway]
[bounce away into the sunlight] Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!
Where are they going?
Home. Welcome to Animaniacs!
[smacks Alan's face several times] Wake up!
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