A character in Animaniacs (2020)
Played by Tress MacNeille
Animaniacs (2020) · 66 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Animaniacs (2020): in 29 of its 66 quotes
Most scenes with: Wakko Warner (25), Yakko Warner (24), Nora Rita Norita (2)
[After licking the dirty pigeon, the whole world is turned back from cute to normal]
DotWe did it! Everything's back to normal!
[But their bodies turned into giant pigeons, minus their heads]
Well, almost.
[shrugs] Eh, close enough.
DotThat's supposed to be me?! I do not look, sound, or probably smell like that!
Oh, that's what everybody says when they see themselves on camera.
[After the Animaniacs come out of their hiding place after getting chased by Ralph, they head to Dr. Scratchansniff's office]
Office of Dr. Otto Von Scratchansniff. Yes! Still practicing.
Wow! He's still practicing?! Well. He'll figure out how to do it eventually.
[They go inside to visit their old friend]
DotDr. Scratchansniff! Oh, we haven't seen you all season!
Does anybody wanna say a few words?
Sure! Ahem. Mustard, umbrella, Borborygmus! [his stomach growls]
DotThat was beautiful, Wakko.
In all seriousness, folks, the internet can be a treacherous place. Be careful not to submit your personal information to third parties.
Thank you, Wakko. In fact, there is only one website you can trust: www.dotwarnermalwarevirusspreaderidentitythefttrojanhorsebotcom.edy.
DotOrder now, and use the promo code Suckers to add 50% on your purchase!
Mom! This is worse than my quinceañera! Stop embarrassing me, and get off my stage! [points to the Warner siblings] And send these three back where they came from. I'm guessing Dr. Seuss' garbage can.
Alright! We'll see ya!
[holding him back] Ooh! Hang on. I think Dot's about to blow.
Dot[steams up furiously and explodes; thrives over to Cora] How dare you! You're talking to Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III!
Well, I am Queen Cora Nora Bora Bora Angora Dora Norita IV!
DotAre you sure? [gets up into Cora's face] Because it feels like I'm talking to a spoiled brat whose mommy gets her everything she wants!
That's not true! [pushes Dot off of her] I asked for an ice sculpture of a dolphin, but this is clearly a porpoise!
Don't worry, sweetie. Mama will fix this. She'll make it a dolphin for you.
[The Warner siblings are at an art museum, looking at some paintings and sculptures]
I don't get it.
DotI don't get it.
I don't get it.
[The painting reads, "I don't get it"]
Now, that one I get.
[A painter is painting Daffy as The Thinker]
DotFinally, some real art!
At least someone appreciates my exquisite physique.
DotI don't get it.
Me neither.
Well, sibs, maybe our brains aren't sophisticated enough for this, huh? We're just silly kids with silly thoughts. Like, I don't know, what was the best thing before sliced bread?
DotAnd why do they have interstate highways in Hawaii? And why do we take the bus when the bus is the one taking us?
And how come the letter W is called "double U," but the letter M isn't called "double N"?
Good question, Wakko. And if you ate pasta and anti‐pasta, wouldn't a black hole open in your stomach?
DotAnd why is mixed fruit called a fruit salad, but mixed cheese is called a cheese board?
Why would you ever look a gift horse in the mouth unless you were a qualified horse dentist?
Dot[walks back into the water tower as the weather pours down rain; disappointed] Well, looks like the company picnic's gonna be canceled. [sits on the sofa]
[dismayed] Aw, man. But I love the company picnic! They got games, and food, and games you play with food.
Yeah. Even though we're never invited, I really do look forward to getting kicked out every year.
DotGuess we could just watch WebPix until the weather clears up.
WebPix? Is that like, Net‐‐
Exactly! It's a streaming service, loaded with thousands of the world's finest TV shows and movies.
With all those options, how will we choose what to watch?
DotWell, that's the best part. Well, since every single thing on WebPix is top notch, we can just watch the first thing that comes up.
DotCan't take it anymore.
Me neither. Can't we just play food games since we missed the company picnic?
Oh, absolutely. We can do anything as long as we don't scroll through WebPix anymore. I've had a little too much of "the golden age of television." [throws the remote aside]
[A group of three kids are seen pausing the show on the TV screen]
Should we watch that?
Nah. Animaniacs is way too meta.
[Last lines]
DotEverything as it should be!
I could sure use another million-dollar hoagie!
[laughs] What a start to a season of TV, huh?!
Phew. That was easy! Now, all we have to worry about is that All Seeing Eye.
DotWhere?
There!
Did they watch us when we go to the bathroom?
Weirdos!
[The Warners kick the screen, which flips directly to the opening theme]
[In an Aliens movie parody, the sun gleams over a planet. The camera then cuts to see the abandoned WB Studio lot. The rickety metal WB Studio lot water tower bops gently in the breeze, its door hanging open. The camera pans over to a lab with a spaceship nearby. Inside, a light flickers. In the hallway, three dark figures crawl on the floor from a red light. In a room, three tables block the door. Nora hides behind a desk with Scratchy and Ralph]
[holds a radar gun, and looks at it] Duh...8 meters. 7. Duh...6. [Scratchy cowers]
[pushes Scratchy down] It can't be! That means they're inside the room. That means we're incredibly stupid for not leaving!
Game over, man! Game over!
[The trio looks up at an air vent in the ceiling while hearing footsteps]
[looks at the radar again] Duh...5 meters! And now, 1 less than 5! Uh, what's it called again?
You must be reading it wrong!
[Taking the radar gun from Ralph, Nora climbs on the desk. She peeks her head into the vent, holding a flashlight. Behind her in the darkness, three pairs of glowing eyes, shaped like stars, glow brightly. The lighting gives way to the figures from the hallway. Nora's eyes widen as she shines the flashlight on the figures. It's the Animaniacs crawling upside down]
[in creepy voices] Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!
[Nora screams. Wakko turns his head right-side up, and opens his mouth in a smile, baring his sharp teeth at Nora while hissing. A miniature version of himself on the tip of his tongue does the same]
DotWe mostly bounce at night. Mostly. [a facehugger protrudes from her mouth, then latches onto Nora's face]
[Nora screams as she struggles to get facehugging Dot off]
[grabs Dot and Wakko while still in his normal self] Heel! Heel! Sibs, am I right? Haha! Don't worry, they're harmless. [bright green acid drips from Dot and mini Wakko's mouths, then burns through the vent, making holes in which Ralph and Scratchy peek out; slides over to Nora with a smug look on his face] Ah, you know, they're just a little hangry. We're just trying to find the space cafeteria for a midnight snack. You couldn't point us in the right direction, could you? [with a confused look on her face, Nora points a direction] Thanks so much. Again, sorry for the hubbub. Ta-ta. Bye-bye now. [slides away on his stomach with his siblings beside him into a vent duct]
[Nora sighs with relief. She climbs down and screams to find Ralph laying down with a red stain on his chest]
[lifts his hand, which holds a jelly donut] Too many jelly donuts.
Quiet, you fool! You can't let them hear that word.
[They look over at the ceiling vent open. Nora and Scratchy gape. An orange cat licks its paw as Wakko and Dot appears]
Donuts?
[Yakko, with a gray Xenomorph crest on his head in place of his eyes, appears upside down. His mouth is open in a smile baring sharp teeth. Nora and Scratchy scream. From the point of view of Yakko's alien-like mouth with sharp teeth, the view cuts to black]
[Last lines of the series]
Next time?! We don't even know if there's gonna be a next time, because our show hasn't been renewed for more seasons yet.
But, why?! I thought people liked us?! [makes a sad puppy-eyed face]
DotWe're all about to die!
Well, that's a bit dramatic, but I know how you feel, sis. Animaniacs brings laughter and hope to so many across the globe. So without it, yes. A little piece of all of us would die.
DotNo, we're really all about to die.
[The giant meteor is falling onto Earth]
Oh. Well. If that's the case, we better think of a good way to end this show. There's a lot of pressure on our last lines.
Oh, I know! What about-
[Before Wakko can say anything else, the meteor crashed and an explosion occurred and the title, "Stay Safe, Sweeties!" appears, ending the episode and the series altogether]
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