CCora
Mom! This is worse than my quinceañera! Stop embarrassing me, and get off my stage! [points to the Warner siblings] And send these three back where they came from. I'm guessing Dr. Seuss' garbage can.
[holding him back] Ooh! Hang on. I think Dot's about to blow.
[steams up furiously and explodes; thrives over to Cora] How dare you! You're talking to Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III!
CCora
Well, I am Queen Cora Nora Bora Bora Angora Dora Norita IV!
Are you sure? [gets up into Cora's face] Because it feels like I'm talking to a spoiled brat whose mommy gets her everything she wants!
CCora
That's not true! [pushes Dot off of her] I asked for an ice sculpture of a dolphin, but this is clearly a porpoise!
NoraDon't worry, sweetie. Mama will fix this. She'll make it a dolphin for you.
[In an Aliens movie parody, the sun gleams over a planet. The camera then cuts to see the abandoned WB Studio lot. The rickety metal WB Studio lot water tower bops gently in the breeze, its door hanging open. The camera pans over to a lab with a spaceship nearby. Inside, a light flickers. In the hallway, three dark figures crawl on the floor from a red light. In a room, three tables block the door. Nora hides behind a desk with Scratchy and Ralph]
RRalph
[holds a radar gun, and looks at it] Duh...8 meters. 7. Duh...6. [Scratchy cowers]
Nora
[pushes Scratchy down] It can't be! That means they're inside the room. That means we're incredibly stupid for not leaving!
SScratchy
Game over, man! Game over!
[The trio looks up at an air vent in the ceiling while hearing footsteps]
RRalph
[looks at the radar again] Duh...5 meters! And now, 1 less than 5! Uh, what's it called again?
Nora
You must be reading it wrong!
[Taking the radar gun from Ralph, Nora climbs on the desk. She peeks her head into the vent, holding a flashlight. Behind her in the darkness, three pairs of glowing eyes, shaped like stars, glow brightly. The lighting gives way to the figures from the hallway. Nora's eyes widen as she shines the flashlight on the figures. It's the Animaniacs crawling upside down]
WWarners
[in creepy voices] Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!
[Nora screams. Wakko turns his head right-side up, and opens his mouth in a smile, baring his sharp teeth at Nora while hissing. A miniature version of himself on the tip of his tongue does the same]
We mostly bounce at night. Mostly. [a facehugger protrudes from her mouth, then latches onto Nora's face]
[Nora screams as she struggles to get facehugging Dot off]
[grabs Dot and Wakko while still in his normal self] Heel! Heel! Sibs, am I right? Haha! Don't worry, they're harmless. [bright green acid drips from Dot and mini Wakko's mouths, then burns through the vent, making holes in which Ralph and Scratchy peek out; slides over to Nora with a smug look on his face] Ah, you know, they're just a little hangry. We're just trying to find the space cafeteria for a midnight snack. You couldn't point us in the right direction, could you? [with a confused look on her face, Nora points a direction] Thanks so much. Again, sorry for the hubbub. Ta-ta. Bye-bye now. [slides away on his stomach with his siblings beside him into a vent duct]
[Nora sighs with relief. She climbs down and screams to find Ralph laying down with a red stain on his chest]
SScratchy
[lifts his hand, which holds a jelly donut] Too many jelly donuts.
Nora
Quiet, you fool! You can't let them hear that word.
[They look over at the ceiling vent open. Nora and Scratchy gape. An orange cat licks its paw as Wakko and Dot appears]
[Yakko, with a gray Xenomorph crest on his head in place of his eyes, appears upside down. His mouth is open in a smile baring sharp teeth. Nora and Scratchy scream. From the point of view of Yakko's alien-like mouth with sharp teeth, the view cuts to black]
Animaniacs (2020) · 66 quotes
