A character in Animaniacs (2020)
Played by Rob Paulsen
Animaniacs (2020) · 66 quotes
Most-quoted character in Animaniacs (2020): in 35 of its 66 quotes
Most scenes with: Wakko Warner (25), Dot Warner (24), Nora Rita Norita (2)
[The animator draws Pepe Le Pew on Yakko's ice cream cone and Yakko licks him and reacts in disgust]
Zis is not something I would usually say, but, uh, things may be moving a little fast for moi.
YakkoHey! Bring back my health insurance ice cream, pal.
No! No! Please, mon cheri! Do not erase me! The void, she is cold and dark and‐ [the animator erases him]
[Last lines]
Everything as it should be!
I could sure use another million-dollar hoagie!
Yakko[laughs] What a start to a season of TV, huh?!
YakkoPhew. That was easy! Now, all we have to worry about is that All Seeing Eye.
Where?
YakkoThere!
Did they watch us when we go to the bathroom?
YakkoWeirdos!
[The Warners kick the screen, which flips directly to the opening theme]
[In an Aliens movie parody, the sun gleams over a planet. The camera then cuts to see the abandoned WB Studio lot. The rickety metal WB Studio lot water tower bops gently in the breeze, its door hanging open. The camera pans over to a lab with a spaceship nearby. Inside, a light flickers. In the hallway, three dark figures crawl on the floor from a red light. In a room, three tables block the door. Nora hides behind a desk with Scratchy and Ralph]
[holds a radar gun, and looks at it] Duh...8 meters. 7. Duh...6. [Scratchy cowers]
[pushes Scratchy down] It can't be! That means they're inside the room. That means we're incredibly stupid for not leaving!
Game over, man! Game over!
[The trio looks up at an air vent in the ceiling while hearing footsteps]
[looks at the radar again] Duh...5 meters! And now, 1 less than 5! Uh, what's it called again?
You must be reading it wrong!
[Taking the radar gun from Ralph, Nora climbs on the desk. She peeks her head into the vent, holding a flashlight. Behind her in the darkness, three pairs of glowing eyes, shaped like stars, glow brightly. The lighting gives way to the figures from the hallway. Nora's eyes widen as she shines the flashlight on the figures. It's the Animaniacs crawling upside down]
[in creepy voices] Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!
[Nora screams. Wakko turns his head right-side up, and opens his mouth in a smile, baring his sharp teeth at Nora while hissing. A miniature version of himself on the tip of his tongue does the same]
We mostly bounce at night. Mostly. [a facehugger protrudes from her mouth, then latches onto Nora's face]
[Nora screams as she struggles to get facehugging Dot off]
Yakko[grabs Dot and Wakko while still in his normal self] Heel! Heel! Sibs, am I right? Haha! Don't worry, they're harmless. [bright green acid drips from Dot and mini Wakko's mouths, then burns through the vent, making holes in which Ralph and Scratchy peek out; slides over to Nora with a smug look on his face] Ah, you know, they're just a little hangry. We're just trying to find the space cafeteria for a midnight snack. You couldn't point us in the right direction, could you? [with a confused look on her face, Nora points a direction] Thanks so much. Again, sorry for the hubbub. Ta-ta. Bye-bye now. [slides away on his stomach with his siblings beside him into a vent duct]
[Nora sighs with relief. She climbs down and screams to find Ralph laying down with a red stain on his chest]
[lifts his hand, which holds a jelly donut] Too many jelly donuts.
Quiet, you fool! You can't let them hear that word.
[They look over at the ceiling vent open. Nora and Scratchy gape. An orange cat licks its paw as Wakko and Dot appears]
Donuts?
[Yakko, with a gray Xenomorph crest on his head in place of his eyes, appears upside down. His mouth is open in a smile baring sharp teeth. Nora and Scratchy scream. From the point of view of Yakko's alien-like mouth with sharp teeth, the view cuts to black]
[Last lines of the series]
YakkoNext time?! We don't even know if there's gonna be a next time, because our show hasn't been renewed for more seasons yet.
But, why?! I thought people liked us?! [makes a sad puppy-eyed face]
We're all about to die!
YakkoWell, that's a bit dramatic, but I know how you feel, sis. Animaniacs brings laughter and hope to so many across the globe. So without it, yes. A little piece of all of us would die.
No, we're really all about to die.
[The giant meteor is falling onto Earth]
YakkoOh. Well. If that's the case, we better think of a good way to end this show. There's a lot of pressure on our last lines.
Oh, I know! What about-
[Before Wakko can say anything else, the meteor crashed and an explosion occurred and the title, "Stay Safe, Sweeties!" appears, ending the episode and the series altogether]
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