Angel · Season 2
[Cordelia and Wesley try to clean up the long-deserted Hyperion Hotel.]
Oh, this place is never gonna get clean.
Buck up. It's just a little dust.
Oh, this isn't mere dust. This is "Son of Dust". This is the kind of dust that spawns countless generations of little baby dust. I give up.
I suppose will just have to move our offices back into your apartment, then.
And, I'm dusting.
I still can't believe you're here. I mean...I killed you.
I'm over that. You haven't told anyone else about these dates of ours, have you?
No. I want you all for myself.
I know how you feel.
It's so strange.
But good.
But good.
[They kiss as the song ends.]
Somebody get these two love-vamps a room!
[She takes a piece of ice out of her drink and draws a line with it down the middle of Angel's chest. He starts to laugh.]
Why are you so good to me - after everything I did?
Because - you and I are one.
[She draws the ice cube across Angel's lips. The phone stops ringing]
See? I told you it would stop.
[She leans down and they kiss.]'
Angel, it's me!
What are you doing here?
Gunn's in trouble. Can't breathe!
Gunn can't breathe?
I can't breathe!
Oh, sorry.
Now, about the naked thing.
I'll get dressed.
Much appreciated.
I'll say please.
Oh I forgot, you'll use your famous charm like you did this afternoon with that pigeon stool.
It's stool pigeon.
[He comes up behind Darla and wraps his arms around her.]
What are you thinking about?
[We hear a soft knocking in the background.]
You. Us.
You seem sad.
It's just...I have to go.
Where?
Away.
I'll go with you.
You can't. I'm in danger.
I'll protect you.
[She turns around in his arms as the knocking becomes the sound of hammering.]
You're too busy protecting everyone else.
[They almost kiss, but the hammering gets louder and they look over to see Wesley putting a nail into an upright coffin.]
Well, it – it's, you know. The whole visibility issue, not to mention the hat head thing. You know, when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies' helmet?
Stop being such a wanker and put it on.
[Angel walks into the hotel lobby looking beat.]
Honey, you're home.
Hi.
You look beat. What's wrong?
Nothing.
Save any lives today?
A few. Yeah.
Did any of your friends say thank you?
Not exactly.
Hmm, typical. You know, next time you see them I'm really going to say something to them.
It's okay.
No. It isn't. [Puts her hands on his arms] You give and you give and you give.
I'm used to it.
Always the protector, never the protected.
I have so many things to make up for.
And you have. You take care of so many people. But who takes care of you?
You do.
That's right. I do. Come on. Lean back. Now, you just relax and let Darla take care of you.
How's that?
Good.
I'm just getting started, baby. [She starts kissing her way down his bare chest.] I know how to please you. All you have to do is let me.
[Darla kisses his chest, his neck, his mouth, mirroring the dream action in real life without Angel showing any sign of waking. Darla looks down at his sleeping face.]
Mmm, I could just eat you up.
[Darla leans down and kisses the side of his neck.]
[Lilah sneaks into Lindsey's dark office at Wolfram & Hart and starts to look through the papers on his desk.]
Exciting, isn't it?
[Lilah jumps and drops the papers she was holding.]
Darla. I didn't see you.
Going through their things, all the little pieces of themselves locked away, given you a naughty little thrill of control.
I just like to keep abreast of his latest project. He's probably in my office right now trying to find out about mine. That's just how it works at our firm.
[Darla sits on the edge of Lindsey's desk and pours some dark blue powder into the palm of her left hand.]
Hmm, all you busy little worker bees, plotting your little schemes.
Calynthia powder? Is that how you keep Angel sleeping when he's with you?
There is nothing so lovely as dreams. Everything is in them, everything hidden. Open those chambers and you can truly understand someone and control them.
And what's hidden in Angel's secret chambers?
Horrors.
I am not a sheep!
You are such a sheep. You've never had a single opinion you didn't read in a book.
At least I've opened a book.
Oh don't even try with the snooty, Wooly Boy. I was top 10 percent of my class!
What class? Advanced bosoms?
Gunn's been working hard for us. He should be pulling in a check.
I'll think about asking him.
No think, pay. That's an order.
Let's pretend for a minute that you work for me.
Man, you are really unpleasant...
Okay, then let's pretend you don't.
You can't fire me. I'm vision girl [Sticks her tongue out]
Okay, I'll ask him. On a job to job basis.
My hero.
What do we know about telekinesis?
Ah yes, the power of moving things with one's mind. That's pretty much it. The power of.. moving.. I.. I'm better with demons, really.
I can't get this bandage to - stop moving!
I'm not.
Well, then stop breathing.
I don't breathe.
Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
That's an ugly looking wound.
It doesn't feel pretty either.
We should definitely approach this girl with caution - I guess you already figured that out.
She's very powerful. We got to find out everything we can about her.
Like, oh, say, her name?
I was impaled at the time!
Of course. Perfectly understandable.
Do you know how hard it is to think straight with a rebar through your torso?
Actually, I do. Benefits of a Sunnydale education. No address or anything?
She said she was staying with a friend.
Well, that narrows it down to people with friends. (to Wesley) Where do we keep that list?
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