TV show quotes
I'm gonna study, mom. I'm gonna learn every damn thing they know up there, and then figure out some stuff they don't. And I'll be careful. I'll even be dull, boring. Cross my heart.
[cut to Fred menacingly screaming and burning demons with a flame-thrower]
Kind of cool, physiologically. They reproduce by vomiting up crystals that attract and mutate the microbes around them to form eggs.
Are you trying to turn me on?
[Angel has been run through with a large sword by Spike; there's a creepy demon bug on his back, dangling from where the sword exits his body]
Fuss, fuss. The thing was about to strike. It was on your back. What was I supposed to do?
Ask me to turn around.
Heat of battle. There wasn't time.
You just like stabbing me.
I--I'm shocked-- shocked that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.
[singing] Three little maids who, all unwary,/ Come from a ladies' seminary,/ Freed from its genius tutelary--/ Three little maids from school!/ Three little maids --
[Gunn notices Wesley is at his door.]
[rapping] ...and ya don't stop with all the ladies in the... gangsta but ... go [spoken] What's up?
I should ask you. You seem unutterably cheery.
I am. I am. Look...I gotta be straight with you, 'cause this is kinda blowin' my mind.
Tell me.
Fred and I are gettin' back together. [Wesley's smile melts] She was so keyed up from last night's fight, she asked me over. We ended up talkin' for hours, like old times. Then, all of a sud...I can't even keep this up, 'cause your face is gonna make me weep. Wes, I am so messin' with you.
Harmony just pulled me out of a very promising poker game down in Accounts Receivable, so this better be good. Oh, and, by the way, all the guys down there agree that astronauts don't stand a chance against cavemen, so don't even start.
Look, I can't do this anymore.
Admitting defeat, are you?
You and me. This isn't working out.
[mock-dramatic] Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known.
I've never flown before.
I've been in a helicopter. They don't... (looks nervously out the window) go this high.
Back to the mother country. Hey, after we save Fred, we should hit the West End, take in a show.
I've never seen Les Miz.
(scoffs) Trust me, half way through the first act, you'll be drinking humans again.
Can't lose her, Spike.
We won't.
I lost Cordy.
[dying in his arms] Wesley, why can't I stay?
What about her--If her organs have been liquefied?
[raises hand] Flash fried in a pillar of fire, savin' the world. I got better.
I want to help. Fred's my friend. We went out for drinks all the... once.
Any idea how she got past you?
One second she was standing there, the next, poof.
She's a teleporter?
I don't think so. No characteristic displacement of the atmosphere around her.
I fancied I saw a blur just before she went Houdini.
Yeah, like she was pulling a Barry Allen.
[Angel looks at him, not recognizing the name; Gunn looks around at the others]
Jay Garrick? Wally-- Like she was moving really fast.
Is there something you'd like to tell me, Charles?
[Gunn turns in horror to see Wes is holding him at gunpoint after overhearing some of Gunn's conversation with the doctor.]
Knox was in contact with the doctor. But you already know that, don't you?
Yeah, one of my sources...
Don't! What he said... about Fred, about her soul, is it true? What did you do, Charles?
It was just a piece of paper. I was losing it. Everything they put in my head, everything that made me different. Special. And he could fix it. Make it permanent. So I signed a piece of paper. It was a custom's release form. I didn't think anyone would get hurt.
Nothing from Wolfram & Hart is ever free. You knew that.
I couldn't go back... to being just the muscle. I... I didn't think it would be one of us. I didn't think it would be Fred.
I understand not wanting to go back, not wanting to be who we were. I understand it. And I can forgive it. But you knew what was happening to her. You knew who was responsible and you didn't say anything. You let her die.
[Picks up a scalpel from the table and thrusts it into Gunn's gut.]
I'm less forgiving about that.
[slams Wesley against wall] What the hell did you do?
What I had to.
I don't remember seeing "stab Gunn" on the agenda this morning.
I avoided the major organs. He'll probably live.
Is that supposed to make it all right?
Nothing is all right! Nothing will ever be all right.
We'll get her back, Wes.
No, we won't. Fred's soul... her soul was destroyed resurrecting Illyria.
Illyria.
We have to stop her before she-
Unleashes hell on earth?
What'd you get out of the doctor?
Screams. Various fluids. And a name: Vahla ha'nesh.
You're about as low as it gets, Knox, but you're a part of humanity. That isn't always pretty, but it's a hell of a lot better than what came before. [to Illyria] And if it comes down to a choice between you and him, then yes, I would fight for his life, just like any other human's. Because that's what people do. That's what makes us --
[Wesley shoots and kills Knox.]
[to Wes] Were you even listening?
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