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And how do you know your spell-casters didn't screw up the payload?
Because I went over the work and I got that knowing feeling you get when you know something.
“Life of the Party” · Season 5
In this episode: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (3), Charles Gunn (3), Puppet Angel (2), Fred (2), Lorne (2), Spike (1)
Look, Lorne...I have things. I'm busy. [Lorne stares] I'm brooding.
[Turns around to see television is on.] Oh, you're watching hockey!
Yeah, but my team is losing.
FFred
[slurring, as a demon bumps into her.] Hey, you want a piece of me, buddy? That's right, keep walking. You walk alone! You walk alone!
Careful, that thing's loaded.
FFred
So am I. I mean, wow. Wes. Wesley, [puts her arms around Wesley's neck] I am totally drunk-faced!
Because you can't hold your.. What are you drinking?
FFred
Nothing.
You can't hold that.
FFred
Oh, yeah? Lightweight? How much have you had?
[holds up a beer bottle] Including this, I've had... about 1/3 of a half of this beer.
FFred
That's weird, right?
Yes, I think so. I think that's weird.
FFred
There's Gunn. Let's go ask him if that's weird.
[Fred and Wesley walk up to Gunn, who's facing away from them.]
Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? [Gunn turns toward Wesley without moving his hands, which are together just below his waist] Charles, you just peed on my shoes.
[looks down, confused] I'll be damned. [zips his zipper] That's weird.
Everything he's told us to do, we're doing. Spike's thinking positive. Gunn is peeing all over the office.
FFred
[slurring] And we're a little bit drunk.
Yes! But not because we drank. Because Lorne told us to be drunk!
[to Gunn] Lorne told you to pee all over the office?
Lord, I hope so.
You pissed in the big man's chair? That's fantastic!
Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy?
What? The Lorne thing? Wore off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.
[referring to Angel and Eve] oh you two. The sexual tension. with a knife I could cut it, get a room.
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