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Angel · Season 5

Fred, Wesley and others in “Life of the Party”

Fred

[slurring, as a demon bumps into her.] Hey, you want a piece of me, buddy? That's right, keep walking. You walk alone! You walk alone!

Wesley

Careful, that thing's loaded.

Fred

So am I. I mean, wow. Wes. Wesley, [puts her arms around Wesley's neck] I am totally drunk-faced!

Wesley

Because you can't hold your.. What are you drinking?

Fred

Nothing.

Wesley

You can't hold that.

Fred

Oh, yeah? Lightweight? How much have you had?

Wesley

[holds up a beer bottle] Including this, I've had... about 1/3 of a half of this beer.

Fred

That's weird, right?

Wesley

Yes, I think so. I think that's weird.

Fred

There's Gunn. Let's go ask him if that's weird.

[Fred and Wesley walk up to Gunn, who's facing away from them.]

Wesley

Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? [Gunn turns toward Wesley without moving his hands, which are together just below his waist] Charles, you just peed on my shoes.

Gunn

[looks down, confused] I'll be damned. [zips his zipper] That's weird.

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