Tiffany quotes from America's Next Top Model

Dance! Dance!

[in confessional about Tiffany] So we decided that there was going to be a dance competition so Tiffany starts dancing. Homegirl starts dancing. [Tiffany has beer poured over whilst dancing]

[in confessional] Bitch poured beer on my weave so I'm thinking of... You know, everybody... I had the evil twin and the good one. So, as we all know the evil one won!

[in confessional about Tiffany] As soon as I turn around... [imitates glasses being thrown] I hear glasses breaking. Oh no, she did not. Unbelievable!

[in confessional] All you start hearing is like bottles crashing! You see beer flying around!

Toccara

[in confessional] It was glass and everything been thrown everywhere! I've never been in a bar fight like that and that was the best!

[to Kimberley and Magdalena] That stank hoe poured beer on my weave! This is not even my hair!

[to Tiffany] I know you're mad.

[to Magdalena] I'm cool!

[in confessional about her makeover] I'm so excited! I have a new totally different look that I never would have thought of. I am so happy. Miss. J decided to give my baby a makeover and this is a guy but it looks cute.

I hope these eyebrows come out right [in confessional about her makeover] I had to get my makeup done before the photoshoot but the eyebrows are black and that's not going to match. [back to the present] How I am going to go back to my boyfriend?! [to Keenyah] He's not going to want me anymore! [looks in the mirror] Whoo! Whoa!

[in confessional about Brandy's attitude] Brandy, your attitude is just ridiculous!

I'm sorry! I don't care who don't like me no more but I can't see my eyebrows! [Jay Manuel is looking]

Jay Manuel

[in confessional about Brandy's attitude] Miss Brandy. Her attitude just pissed me off!

[reading the Tyra Mail to Tiffany, Sarah, Tatiana, Noelle, Rebecca, Michelle, Christina, Naima, Brittany, Kahlen, Brandy, Lluvy and Brita] Tomorrow you will meet with the judges. Only thirteen of you will continue on in hopes of becoming America's Next Top Model. One of you will be eliminated. Love, Tyra. [in confessional about the first elimination] I think it's going to come down to Brandy and I and they're going to make a cut out of us.

[to Tiffany] I really need a miracle because I do not want to get eliminated!

[to Brandy] You need to change your attitude because you're attitude stinks!

[to her mother on the phone] Did I tell you? One of the girls got flesh-eating bacteria on her face.

[gasps] Oh! You know what, let me just tell you. That's been all over the news. [pause; Noelle gets visibly scared] There is some strain of bacteria that is resistant to antibiotics.

[to her mother on the phone] It looks like her skin is peeling off.

Well, I'm just telling you, Noelle. It's serious. You can get pneumonia and die from the pneumonia.

Ah... [to Tiffany after she gets off the phone] Did you know that there's a bacteria that's eating away at the skin?

What?!

It's been all over the news. Someone's died from it already. I was like...

No, seriously? What?! Ooh, I'm itching! [in confessional] I'm flipping out, because I don't want anything to eat my skin, you know? I love my skin!

[to Tiffany, Keenyah and Lluvy] It has been all over the news. [Lluvy twitches and starts itching] There is a new... um, flesh-eating bacteria that is incurable by antibiotics. Someone's already died from it.

Stop it! I'm gonna throw up!

Nuh-uh! [backs away towards Rebecca] Lluvy!

It's all over the news. My mom said it's been on every major news station in the world.

What?!

I haven't told her about Michelle. My mom found this–My mom just told me off the hand.

She didn't–You didn't tell her about Michelle?

I told her afterwards!

Lluvy, did you say you were using the same makeup? [pause; notices Lluvy still scratching herself] Lluvy...?

We're all gonna die!