“Rachel Zoe” quotes from America's Next Top Model

Alexandria

Oh my gosh! Where’s my towel? There was a towel right here! Who picked it up?!

Molly

[in confessional about Alexandria] Alexandria, she’s such a psycho! She snaps at absolutely nothing!

Alexandria

I’m sorry that if I'm yelling but I really don't give a damn! I haven't said more than two words to anyone since we've gone home!

Hannah

Are you kidding me? You just said, like, a whole...monologue!

Alexandria

Great vocabulary!

Hannah

Well, thank you!

Alexandria

You're welcome!

Wasn't there an entire conversation at panel tonight? Like, "Stop being a diva, stop acting like you own everything." And then, she comes home and starts fighting. [laughs]

[in confessional about how everyone else feels about Alexandria] I guarantee everyone goes in the confessional room and bitches about Alexandria because she's getting on everyone's nerves.

Brittani

[in confessional about Alexandria] She's like obnoxious, controlling...

Hannah

[in confessional about Alexandria] I feel like maybe she's bipolar.

Kasia

[in confessional about Alexandria] Severe psychological issues...

Jaclyn

[in confessional about Alexandria] I'm kind of scared of her.

[in confessional about Alexandria] Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

[deciding to read Alexandria's diary while Alexandria is on the phone] I wonder how she feels about all of us, honestly. Should we look at her diary right now?

Brittani

What? No.

Hannah

No, that's dirty!

Brittani

If you're gonna do it, you better hurry your ass up. [girls laugh as Monique runs into Alexandria's room]

We have to know if she likes us or not. [opens Alexandria's diary] Oh my God! It's bad, it's bad!

Hannah

We're all sitting in the living room area, minus Alexandria, and Monique is reading Lex's diary.

She said this! "I don't even know how to feel right now." Sad smiley.

Kasia

This is terrible!

She doesn't know how she comes off to us...

Molly

That's, like, worse.

...and she's like, "Why am I a loner?" It's like, why are you such a raging bitch?

Molly

It's so confusing to me.

Jaclyn

[in confessional about Monique, Alexandria and Molly] Monique, Alexandria and Molly, they are fighting like dogs and cats! I mean I'm so glad I was not on that team!

[to Alexandria and Molly] Should we all hug or something? Do a three-way kiss? Like, what's gonna make you feel happier?

Molly

Or an orgy?