Tyra Banks quotes from America's Next Top Model

[laughing at Laura's outfit during the judging] Girl, you look like you're wearing your bloomers.

My grandma made it.

I love it! Grandma!

She makes all my clothes!

I love it. What's your grandma's name?

Wanda Sue.

Oooh!

Tyra

Wanda Sue!

Oh, Lord, I love it! Oh, that is major!

Tyra

It's actually not really bad, Laura. I just don't think it's appropriate for judging.

I can't wait to meet Grandma Wanda Sue.

[to Tyra] Rozae Nichols.

Tyra

[to Nicole] From the Go-Sees.

[to Tyra] Yes.

Tyra

[to Nicole] Pays to win a Go-See.

Tyra

[to Nicole] What do you think?

[to Tyra] I just wish there was more variety in my facial expressions.

Nigel Barker

[to Nicole] It’s interesting that you say you wish there was more variety but even when you speak you kind of talk in a monotone and your face doesn’t change.

Tyra

[to Nicole] And it’s not about learning to talk how Tyra talks. Yeah, girl! It’s becoming a stronger version of yourself.

Tyra

[to Krista after getting first call-out] Do you want to choose somebody to fly with you?

Hell yeah! [to Angelea] My boo!

Tyra Banks

I think Kayla is killing Jane in this picture.

And she's not trying.

Tyra

She's not doing a damn thing.

Jay Manuel

[about contestant Esther Petrack's "30 G" bust] Having that bust size is gonna be a problem... We're not talking D, we're talking G.

Tyra

She holds her Gs better than my Ds!

Tyra

And I understand that you're pure.

[coyly] Yes.

Tyra

Tell me why being, um, intimate with a guy grosses you out, or freaks you out.

Like—I don't like semen. I don't like semen on my hand. I don't like—I'm like, kinda... grossed out about it.

Tyra

So you've seen it before?

Yeah I seen—[catches self and laughs] Yes, I've seen it before. Yes.

Tyra Banks

[at first judging, referring to contestants] André, do you see any dreckitude right now?

André Leon Talley

Mmm, let's discuss.

Tyra

[to contestants] That means "yes".

Tyra

Before we start the judging, I have to say that everybody looks absolutely lovely with their makeovers. But, I heard a little bird tell me that there was a fake list of makeovers that somebody in your group made.

Nigel

[chuckles] Brilliant!

Tyra

So who made up that list?

Ann?!

It was Ann's idea!

Tyra

Alright.

Damn!

[looking at a picture he just took of Tyra on a monitor] Who's this girl? I think she's going to win this. She's going to win the Next Top Model.

Tyra Banks

Thank you! [points to photo] I hear she's the bitch in the house. [laughs]

Tyra

[at elimination] Best cumulative photos this week—Ann. [facetiously] Ann, you're making this so not interesting!

[quietly] I'm sorry.

Tyra

Do apologize for being amazing!

Tyra Banks

We've reached a decision.

André Leon Talley

We've reached a decision.

Nigel Barker

No, we haven't!

André Leon Talley

Yes, we have!

Nigel Barker

No, we have not!

Tyra Banks

Yes, we have!

Nigel Barker

No, we haven't!

Jaclyn Poole

I was trying to shake my fake booty! They gave me a fake booty!

André Leon Talley

They what?

Tyra Banks

They put a booty in your booty?!

Jaclyn Poole

[to Tyra Banks] Oh yes they did!

Tyra Banks

Show me how you shook it. Turn around right now and work it! Work it! Yes! Oooh! You just dropped your pencil. Yeah, girl! Whoo! There you go!

Tyra Banks

The next name that I am going to call... [flips over Jacyln Poole's photo and shakes her hips as Jaclyn Poole comes down to collect her photo] Work it! Work! Yes! Work the booty! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oooh! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! [everyone else laughs] Yes! Yeah and you're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Booty Shaker!

Jaclyn Poole

[to Tyra Banks] Thank you so much!

Tyra Banks

[to Jacyln Poole] You're welcome!

Nigel Barker

[to Alexandria] Something interesting happened that I wanted to bring up. There was this sort of extraordinary performance between you and Brittani. What was that about?

We all kind of think that...as far as a role model goes, you really chose the wrong spokesperson because...we see the true Alexandria.

Nigel Barker

Well, as far as being a role model is concerned, to be that outspoken at a photoshoot, in front of the photographer, in front of the clients by the way, Ford were there, was extremely unprofessional. There is a reason why we don't know all of Alexandria's business. It's because what you do at home...is what you do at home. So, it's worth bearing that in mind. 'Cause now, I...you know, I have a different idea about you.

That's fine.

Tyra Banks

Brittani, why in front of the client?

I didn't confront her! I wasn't like, "Oh, you didn't deserve to win!" I didn't say that about her!

Yes, you did.

I was talking with them, and she overheard and I...

Tyra

But the client heard. So...

And I apologize if I didn't hear. We were talking quietly, and Alexandria said, like, "I'm right here, I can hear you." I understand it was the—[starts sobbing] the wrong time, and I just feel horrible...that I made myself look like a bad person, because of how I felt about her, and I'm just...so mad at myself for letting her do this to me!

Tyra

Brittani, we're talking about role models, right?

[to Tyra] Yeah.

Tyra

In terms of sportsmanship, what you have done is...probably one of the weakest things that a role model could do, no matter what you feel inside. If you think somebody else is getting something that they don't deserve, you shut your lips, especially in front of a client. This is a business. You have to respect the client, you have to respect your co-workers, and you have to respect yourself. [Brittani suddenly walks out of the judging panel crying]