Ann quotes from America's Next Top Model

We're still Ann and Eva even though we've had some marriage problems.

[about Japanese street fashion] When I first saw it, I was kinda like, Ok, where was your mirror this morning?

I can't cry.

[in confessional] Yeah, I'm a weirdo.

[in confessional after getting eliminated first] I just got eliminated. The first girl.

[hugging and saying goodbye to Magdalena] Bye. Take care.

[to the girls in Jamaica] Bye, guys! [in confessional after getting eliminated first] Just the fact that I did, like I’m proud of myself. I’m really proud of myself. I’m so going to do me and do whatever I have to do to make myself happy. [leaves the apartment]

[to Eva] You try to be like, "Oh, this is who I am," and then you go in front of other people, and you do this. Why don't you go around and ask every person, "Why am I such a bitch?"

[to Jennipher] Why don't you go around and ask every person?!

[to Jennipher] No, you don't! You change your personality all day.

[to Jennipher] You're two-faced! Extremely!

[to Eva] Oh, I was nice to you. And I liked both of you, and I go in the room and I talk about you right now.

[to Jennipher] You're Camille and you go back and forth.

[to Eva] Oh, and you're not?!

[to Jennipher] How am I Camille?!

[to Eva] You go and tell me, "Oh, Amanda's getting special treatment for her eyes." And then yesterday, you're like, "I didn't say that."

Amanda

[to Jennipher] I hope she's not gonna get special treatment.

[to Amanda] That's great!

Amanda

[to Jennipher] That's what I heard you say!

[to Amanda] Great!

[to Jennipher] I'm not even trying to be rude, but like, to us we see you...

[to Ann] To us!

[to Jennipher] ...go up to Jay, and...

[to Ann] It's us. Why don't you let her talk?

[to Jennipher] No, it's me! This is me! I'm Ann, and I'm gonna tell her what the hell I think, so you can shut your mouth. This is what I said! You know what, I don't feel...

[to Ann] Get out of the way!

[to Jennipher] Don't ever touch me again or else you will get knocked out.

[to Ann] Oh, I'd like to see it.

[in confessional] Cassie had made brownies. You know low-carb brownies. They could only be Cassie's because who else eats low-carb brownies.

[in confessional] Which are six dollars a bag which is very expensive for low carb brownies.

[in confessional] And they were sitting on the bench with all of the things she used to make them.

[to Ann in the kitchen] Ugh! So, is your oil finished?!

[in confessional] I will not cook in a kitchen this dirty! That is disgusting!

[to Ann in the kitchen] What is this doing here?

[to Eva in the kitchen] It's disgusting!

Toccara

[in confessional about Ann who is sitting right next to Eva looking at Yaya who is sitting right next to Cassie] So, we get to the dinner and everything's fine and then, Ann looks over at Yaya and she says...

[to Yaya who is sitting right next to Cassie] Yaya, what does your shirt mean?

[to Ann who is sitting right next to Eva] It's "respeito." In Portuguese, it means "respect." There's a big lack of it in the house, so I felt the need to wear it today. Cassie's brownies were fingered. I just think it's immature and disrespectful, and that's exact...

[to Yaya and Cassie] Why is that immature?

[to Ann] Why is it immature?

[to Ann who is sitting right next to Eva] Who writes in food? Like, who writes in someone's brownies?

[to Cassie] Well, I was gonna say something to you anyways. I did that today to be funny. It wasn't to be mean or anything. I didn't do it to hurt you or because I don't like you.

[to Ann who is sitting right next to Eva] But you shouldn't have touched it.

[to Cassie] Okay, that's fine, it was a joke! I'm sorry! I swear I was trying to be funny. I thought you would think it was funny.

[to Ann who is sitting right next to Eva] It's not funny.

[to Ann who is sitting right next to Eva] Do you have a relationship with Cassie where she would honestly think it was funny? Maybe if you did it to Eva, you'd be like, "Ha ha ha!" But that's not funny.

[to Cassie] Okay, well...I guess I look at it as if one of you guys did it to me, I'd laugh!

[in confessional] Some people think it's funny to kill people. That doesn't make it funny.

[to Cassie] Okay, well, I'm sorry that you're so mature and that you have no sense of humour.

[to Ann] I mean, we don't have to be hostile to each other, but don't touch my stuff, 'cause it's not funny to me.

[to Cassie] Okay, when you were making yourself throw up, and you didn't want anyone to talk about it, you said that, and we stopped talking about it.

[to Ann] That's fine!

[to Cassie] So stop talking about me because I don't appreciate that.

[to Ann] I'm gonna talk about it. I'll tell you that right now.

[to Cassie] Well, I'm gonna talk about how you're bullimic.

[to Ann] That's fine. Go ahead.

[to Cassie] Great! I'll tell Tyra tomorrow.

[to Ann] You know, she came up and we actually talked about it today.

[to everyone at the table] Let’s try this! How about everyone just needs to wash their own dishes!

[to Cassie] Clean your dishes! Don't be a pig, that's disgusting! Who wants to live with your dishes in the sink for a week?!

[to Ann] Who wants to live with you, Ann?! Don't touch my shit! I don't need you to tell me to wash my shit! And I don't need you to put a knife in my brownies, and write, "Clean your shit"! Don't ever touch my stuff!

Taye Diggs wants me. [laughs]

Taye Diggs is so married.

He's married?

So married.

To who?

To his wife!

After this, we're gonna find you a man. [Ann chuckles] You're laughing, but I'm for real! What's your type?

Ann Ward

Uh, hobos are kinda hot.

Big beard, yellow ring around their mouth. Yeah, that turns me off. [in confessional] Ann's different. Me being nice, I'm just trying to hold a conversation. [to Ann] What's the oldest you'll go to?

Sixty. [laughs]

What kind of man do you want?!

He has to be a warlock, and he has to spit fire, and he has to know how to make sushi.

[chuckles] You're gonna be single.

[in confessional] So myself, Rhianna, and Ann, we put every girl's name in alphabetical order and we wrote what their "makeover" was going to be.

[finds paper on the floor] Somebody's trash. Uh-oh, I'm about to read it. Hair agenda? [running to the other girls] Dude, look what I found on the floor! Tyra could've came in and dropped it here.

[gasps and pretends to be excited] Is that the makeover?!

Lexie, sewn-in afro, strawberry blonde. Oh my God, don't cry!

It's okay.

[pretends to be upset] I'm so pissed!

[runs back down the hallway] Look what we found. Where are you, Kacey? Four-inch fade.

[in confessional] The list was originally supposed to be a prank, but people started getting really freaked out by it.

Kacey is getting her head shaved. [pointing at Terra] And she's getting apricot perm extensions.

[in confessional] ...Oops.

Tyra

[at elimination] Best cumulative photos this week—Ann. [facetiously] Ann, you're making this so not interesting!

[quietly] I'm sorry.

Tyra

Do apologize for being amazing!