[At the mall, Jeff is saved by Stan from some rubble, and they talk about Hayley]
...But why'd she go so crazy?
Whenever she gets dumped, she completely wigs out. I don't know why; it's always been that way...
[Flashback to kindergarten; Hayley is crushed on by boy named "Jon"; she is happy; new girl arrives, boy crushes on her instead; in response, Hayley destroys classroom, killing the class hamster in the process]
The autopsy showed the hamster was pregnant...
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