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American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 3

Man and Hayley in “Stan Knows Best”

[Hayley, working as a bar girl at the strip club, brings a guy a beer]

Man

Hey, waitress! Bring me another beer.

Hayley

But I just brought you one.

Man

Yeah, this one's to drown my crabs. [pours beer down his pants]

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