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American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 3

Steve and Kim in “Stan Knows Best”

[Steve, after tutoring a girl, tries to convince her that Roger, his "sister," is a burn victim]

Steve

I remember when my sister had her accident. Oh, did I not mention my sister, who was horrifically burned to over 98% of her body?

Kim

That's terrible!

Steve

Only her taint survived.

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