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S1 E2

American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 2

Hayley and Stan: in “Threat Levels”

Hayley

Here's to Mom! She's finally cast off the shackles of domestic servitude and realized her potential as a smart, independent woman.

Stan:

Hayley, how would you like a punch in the face?

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