Snot and Steve in “Morning Mimosa”

Snot

I got you dinner. You couldn't leave a ladder for me?

Steve

My mom would see it. It's too dangerous.

Snot

No, what's dangerous is crawling past Hayley's room with a plate full of chipped beef.

Steve

Wait, her room's on the other side of the hou--

Snot

[cuts off Steve] Let's not get bogged down in the details about who was masturbating where. You just have to end this war with your mom.

Steve

I tried, but she wants to keep fighting, so now I'm in it to win it.

Snot

Look at yourself. You've already lost, bud. You stink, and you're starving. And you're not wearing underwear.

Steve

How can you tell that?

Snot

We're best friends. I know your body. If you're not gonna make up with your mom, you've got to learn how to take care of yourself.