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American Dad! · Season 9

Steve and Stan in “Why Can't We Be Friends?”

[Stan looks at photos of him and Snot]

Oh, Snot. You were wearing your bathing suit as underwear that day. [puts it back in the envelope]

Oh, is that a letter for Snot? I'll mail it for you.

[hands Stan the letter] Thanks. This is my fifth letter to him. I hope this time he writes me back.

Doubt it. Snot's probably moved on with his life and I think it's time you did too. [hands him a net] Here, I signed you up for lacrosse.

Dad, I'm not a physical boy.

Well, now that Snot's not here to drag you down, you can do anything. Let's see what you can do with that lacrosse stick.

[Steve puts it on his head]

What are you doing?

Playing lunch lady. Pizza or sloppy joe?

[sighs] I am pissed off because you're doing that and now I want a sloppy joe and I know you don't really have one.

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