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American Dad! · Season 7, Episode 5

Roger, Frat Boys and others in “Virtual In-Stanity”

So, will you be paying your $20 in cash or... [notices the Frat Boys driving and dashing him] Hey!

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Can't catch me! [laughter] Thanks for the ride, sucker!

I don't believe it. I treated them with nothing but respect and civility, and they want to stiff me!? [he then gets mad and the camera closes up to his eyes as he squints. Roger is about to go on a rampage of revenge. He then drives the limo towards the first to-be-killed Frat Boy]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

You don't mess with a man's dream.

[The first to-be-killed Frat Boy is in Roger's sights and Roger runs him over, killing the first Frat Boy.]

WHOA! Dude, you killed him!

[as he crosses off the first Frat Boy he killed on a picture he took earlier] One down, four to go.

You're really gonna kill five people over $20?

Are you really asking that to the guy who, just last week, killed six people over $19?

[downcast] Oh, yeah...

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