[Cut to the funeral for the first-killed Frat Boy, who's name is revealed to be Tad. Four of the remaining Frat Boys carry Tad's corpse to his grave.]
I can't believe Tad's dead.
I can't believe I already banged his girlfriend.
[happy] I can't believe I watched.
Oh, you did a little more than watch.
[as he and Frat Boy #3 touch each other's fingers] Yeah, man.
Yeah.
[Just as the four Frat Boys are close by the grave, the Dixie car horn is heard and the scene goes in slow motion as Roger enters the funeral and runs over both Frat Boy #2 and Frat Boy #3, killing them. As that was happening, the crowd exclaims in horror as the corpse of Tad is ejected out of the coffin and lands in the front limo window, making Klaus cry in fear.]
Oh, my God, is that on the inside or the outside? [uses windshield wipers to wipe off the corpse] Oh, it's on the outside.
[Roger crosses off the next two Frat Boys he killed on his photo and then drives off, spilling the blood of the corpses of the two dead Frat Boys on everyone who was watching.]
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