[The night after Snot is framed for trying to rob Etan's bar mitzvah]
He's not going to have a bar mitzvah. Because I'm taking him before the Beth Din!
The Beth Din?
What's the Beth Din? I don't know what that is, etc.
What's the Beth Din?
The leader of a group of Jewish elders. Yours is a rich culture which we despise.
Once the Beth Din hears what you did, not only will you be kicked out of our temple, no other temple will take you. You'll never be bar mitzvah-ed. Doomed to walk the earth for the rest of your days as a child. [walks away]
[horrified] The rest of my days as a child?
[in Japanese, subtitled] You think that's bad? I have to spend the rest of my days haunted by the ghost of a 12th-century shogun warrior.
[The ghost of a samurai warrior appears next to Toshi]
[in Japanese, subtitled] You know they can't understand you.
[in Japanese, subtitled] You're right, Minamoto. Today's clam chowder is quite good.
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