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American Dad! · Season 4, Episode 7

Stan, Steve and others in “Phantom of the Telethon”

So, a lot of people think that C.I.A. stands for "Central Intelligence Agency". Not true, folks. Fact is, C.I.A. actually stands for "Stan Smith was born with both male and female genitalia".

(cut to Steve, Snot, Barry, and Toshi backstage)

That's not what we wrote! We don't go blue. That's the lazy man's comedy.

Balls!

Steve (chuckles): Maybe we're working too hard.

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