RCRoger/Cuss Mustard
I saw the ugliest woman/I ever did saw/Face like a turnip/And an underbit jaw
AMAudience Member #1
Yeah, man. Tell it like it is.
RCRoger/Cuss Mustard
Inbred from inbreds/Then inbred again/If ugly was pretty/Then she'd be a ten
Audience Member #2 (sitting next to a woman who looks like an ugly, off-model Peggy Hill): That sounds just like my wife!
RCRoger/Cuss Mustard
She was so damn ugly/So I got drunk and fucked her in my truck. (spoken): Good night!
(audience cheers as Hayley shakes her head disapprovingly)
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