All That Season 1 quotes

[holds up the painting that she has just done] "I call it A Robot, Blowing His Nose."

"Our next letter comes from...Lisa Lillian, of Queens, New York. Lisa writes...'Dear Ashley'...thaaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, my name is Lisa. I just bought a new sweater. It is green. Sincerely, Lisa.'"

"WHO STINKIN' CARES?! THIS IS CALLED ' ASK ASHLEY'! NOT ' BORE ASHLEY TO STINKIN' DEATH'!"

[mocking] "Gee, I'm Lisa Lillian, and I just bought a new sweater...it is green...I'm a moron..."

[normal voice] "...and blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-dee-BLAH!"

"Our final letter comes from...Nicole Lepou, of Paris, France. Nicole writes...'Dear Ashley'...thaaaat's me! ' Dear Ashley, je m'appelle Nicole, et je viens de France. Je en chez qui a dormant jour du j'en beau. Pourquoi un chat Entille, et le tant le j'en beau? ' "

[of the U. S. S. Spaceship] "Hey, you aliens; this is Captain Tantrum of the U. S. S. Spaceship!"

[singsong] " Whatcha doin' ?..."

[a cheerleading doctor] "Pain, pain, go away; come again...NEVER!"

"Squat and rot!"

"I'm gonna collect all this evidence...with my face!"

"I'm Jack Campbell, Fat Cop!"

"Me Francis, and I'm a caveman."

"Sweaty, you better be careful around all this electrical equipment; I mean, you're just dripping in sweat. And everybody knows that water and electricity...don't mix."

[of 'What-Everrr!'] "And, like, my name is JESSICA..."

"I'm Winter Wonders, and this is the game show called What Do You Do?*, where our panel tries to figure out what some kid does."

[of the U. S. S. Spaceship; she has replaced Sosumi {Reyes}]' "Captain! What is we gonna do?!"

"Captain! I'm receivin' a trans-mishy-on from the alien ship that attack-ed-ed us!"