"Our next letter comes from...Lisa Lillian, of Queens, New York. Lisa writes...'Dear Ashley'...thaaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, my name is Lisa. I just bought a new sweater. It is green. Sincerely, Lisa.'"
[long pause]
"WHO STINKIN' CARES?! THIS IS CALLED ' ASK ASHLEY'! NOT ' BORE ASHLEY TO STINKIN' DEATH'!"
[mocking] "Gee, I'm Lisa Lillian, and I just bought a new sweater...it is green...I'm a moron..."
[normal voice] "...and blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-dee-BLAH!"
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