(Singer Gabriella Sarmiento Wilson, known professionally as H. E. R. [Having Everything Revealed], is the musical guest for this episode; she is at Good Burger, and she has given Ed her order.)
EEd (Kel Mitchell)
"What's the name on the order?"
"Oh, you...you want it in her name?"
(He points to another woman who is eating at Good Burger.)
HEH. E. R.
"No, no. I'm H. E. R.."
"Oh, okay; well, if you're her, then who is she?"
HEH. E. R.
"I don't know who she is. Listen carefully, okay? My name...is H. E. R.. H. E. R. is me."
"I thought I was me. And I thought you were her."
"Oh. Okay; then, who am I?"
HEH. E. R.
"Can we just stop trying to figure out who everybody else is, please?"
"No, no, no, no; I think I got it. Okay. You're you, she's her, and you're also her. All right, but she's not you. Okay? And then I'm not her, because I'm me. But...sometimes, I'm you. All right? So, she's not me...okay...and she's not you, and she's not her, and I don't know who the heck that is."
(He points to another man at Good Burger)
MKMarie Kiddo
(in a boys-only treehouse) "Welcome back to Getting Rid Of Your Stuff. I'm your host, Marie Kiddo. I help people decide what to keep, and what to get rid of. Today, I'm here at this super-secret clubhouse for boys."
(The treehouse belongs to two friends, Chad and Randy, who are asleep in their hammocks.)
MKMarie Kiddo
"HI, CHAD AND RANDY!"
(Chad and Randy fall out of their hammocks.)
CChad (Ryan Alessi)
"Marie? How'd you get in here?"
RRandy (Lex Lumpkin)
"No girls allowed, Marie."
(Randy points to where it says "Boys Only" on one of the treehouse walls.)
CChad
"Yeah; didn't you read the sign?"
(She notices some comic books of theirs, and picks them up.)
MKMarie Kiddo
"Tell me about these comic books. Do they bring you joy?"
CChad
"Yep; they're colorful and violent."
MKMarie Kiddo
"Then we keep the comics."
(She puts them down, and then notices the beanbag chairs.)
MKMarie Kiddo
"How about these old beanbag chairs? Do they spark gladness?"
"You mean, does Chad fart in them?"
"Hey, you spark somethin' in them all the time."
MKMarie Kiddo
"In that case, we thank you, beanbag chairs, and we give a little giggle."
(She giggles mischievously.)
MKMarie Kiddo
"DESTROOOOY!"
(She makes three long steel claws, similar to those of Wolverine from X-Men, emerge from each of her hands, and she uses these claws to destroy the beanbag chairs.)
CChad
"Marie! I sit in those!"
MKMarie Kiddo
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD!"
(short pause)
MKMarie Kiddo
"And we're calm."
Darcy (a cheerleader; she is cheering for Dullmont Jr. High School's 'Hemlock' [a parody of 'Hamlet'] play, which opens with Gabrielle Neveah Green and Nathan Janak): "She said her line, then he said his, and that is just what acting is! WHOO-OO-OO!"
NJNathan Janak
Hi; welcome to...Cancelled, With Nathan. I'm here to tell you what is now officially cancelled and why. Up next, we have the emoji that looks, like, this: 😜. Yes, the emoji with one eye closed and its tongue out is now...cancelled! I tried to text my friend Katherine a question. I said, "How do you think you did on the science test today?". And her reply...was this: 😜. What does that even mean?! Never, in my life have I asked somebody a question, and that was my reply. If a waiter came up to me and asked me, "How was your meal?", and my reply was '😜', he would think I was crazy, and he wouldn't be wrong! I still have no idea how Katherine feels about the science test today, so for that reason, the emoji with one eye closed and its tongue out, is now...CANCELLED! Whoo!
