All That Season 1 quotes

"I hate you all."

"I'm now bleeding from the ears! I hope you're happy!"

"My name is Jack DeStupid".

"It's DeSENA!"

"Don't live in a mouth!"

"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Denzel Vinegar...he’s a guy who…"

"Hey!"

"Yeah?"

"The name’s Denzel Whitaker…not Vinegar."

"Sorry. Darnell Spitlicker…he loves to buy lotion, and…"

"DUDE…my name is Denzel Whitaker."

"That’s what I said."

"NO…you said 'Darnell Spitlicker'.”

"What’s the diff?"

"The diff is…one is my name…one isn’t!"

"Denzel Whitaker…"

"Thank you."

"His name is Doorknob Fiffiffer!"

"'Fiffiffer'?! That’s not even a name!"

"This clown doesn’t even know his own name!"

"Yes, I do! It’s Denzel Whitaker!"

"So?"

"'So' what?!"

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah; do the 'Know Your Stars' thing."

"I can’t begin 'Know Your Stars' until Denzel Whitaker arrives."

"I’m here!"

"Did you bring Denzel with you?"

"I’M Denzel Whitaker!"

"Oo-oo-oo, big deal!"

"What?!"

"Now you know…Doombar Fig-Popper!"

"I'm pretty certain I ordered a soda without no ice in it...and look here, there's ice all in m'drinkin' cup!"

Welcome to...Cancelled, With Nathan. I am here to tell you what is now officially cancelled, and why. Up next we have people just saying "'K" instead of "O. K.". Yes, "'kay" is...cancelled! No, I am not cancelling the letter "K". It can stay. I need to spell words like "kangaroo"...and "kazoo". And "knight", even though it is silent. But replying with "'K" instead of "O. K." is not O. K.. I texted my friend Jeremy a question. I asked, "Hey, Jeremy, when you're done with that skateboard, can you let me know, because I want to use it next?". And he replied with..."'K". Have you ever heard anything more rude in your whole life?! What, am I not worth the 'O'?! I was under the impression that we were friends. What kind of friend is too lazy to reply back with two syllables?! I got him the exact limited edition skateboard that he wanted for his birthday. And in return, I can't even get two letters?! Phew! Well, guess what, Jeremy. Maybe I'm too lazy to say all of "Jeremy" now. So from now on, you're "Jair"..."'K"?

"All right! We've assembled some of the toughest, most ruthless villains in all of Cityville. Robo Arms! Rocket Shoes! And Hot Breath! The first place we hit is the bank, and with all of us, Hero Boy won't be able to stop us!"

"If Hero Boy comes anywhere near us, I'll destroy him by launching a truck at him with the sheer force of my arms!"

"YEAH!"

"If I see him, I will blast into him full speed with the immense power of my rockets!"

"YEAH!"

"And I'll breathe a gaping hole into the ground until Hero Boy falls to him doom!"

"YEAH!"

"And I'll have this...very long coat. Now, when we first get in the bank, I..."

"What is it, Robo Arms?"

"Am I the only one who feels like...the coat really isn't that helpful? I mean, we all explained what we would do in full detail, but--"

"Bad guys always wear long coats. It's scary."

"Hi! I'm Positive Poppi. Today's inspirational quote to keep in mind is, 'Life is a gift'."

"Stay positive!"

"O, M, G. I heard Scary Basement IV is so much scarier than the first three."

"I heard the first ten seconds are the scariest ten seconds in cinema history. #ScaryBasementIVChallenge."

"Can't wait!"

"Soooo scared! O. M. G.; tag me in that. It's T@$#le!gh. T-at sign-dollar sign-hashtag-L-E-exclamation point-G-H."

"Guys...don't look, it's Tevin; O..."

"...M..."

"...G!"

"Bro, bro, I'm so gonna make it through the first ten seconds, no prob."

"Dude, I don't know. Trad saw Scary Basement and his whole family had to move to a house without a basement."

"Bro, I am so stoked; I am not even scared at all."

"At all, bro."

"Bro!"

"Bro!"

"It's time for the world's easiest game show, Simplicity! And here's your host, Dell Devine!"

"Welcome to Simplicity, the simplest game show in the whole world. Let's meet our contestants for today. From East Dakota, Linda Schnutzenberger."

"Hi!"

"And from Dallas, Canada...Larry Van Halen!"

"Whuh-sup?"

"Let's play Simplicity. The rules are simple. I'll ask a question. If you know the answer, press one green button and two red ones. If you don't know the answer, pull the lever and honk the horn. But if you hear this sound..."

"...push a blue button, wait three seconds, then twist the purple knob. Whatever you do, do not touch the kazoo. Everybody ready?"

"Ready..."

"NO..."

"First question. What sport is played with a basketball?"

"Basketball!"

"That is correct!"

"Yes!"

"But you forgot to ring a bell."

"What bell?"

"Basketball."

"Correct! Linda wins Round 1!"

"But, she didn't ring a bell."

"Yes, Larry. That's because after one contestant answers incorrectly, the other contestant can answer if they're eating a 12-foot party sub."

"And now, it's time for Round 6!"

"Wha--Round 6? Can we go over the rules again?"

"No...next question. How many eggs are in a dozen?"

"Twelve."

"Hey! What was that?!"

"You got the answer wrong. So you got slapped in the face with a large-mouthed spotted bass!"

"But...a dozen is twelve."

"But, in Round 6, all the answers are supposed to be divided by six, so the correct answer is two. Linda?"

"Nine."

"You're gonna get slapped with a fish--"

"Why me?! The right answer was two!"

"That's because you are in Round 6. Linda is in Round 3. The rules are pretty clear, Larry."

"What are you not understanding?"

"A lot!"

And, since Linda won that round…Larry, you get kicked by two bears!

Oh; you know what that sound means!

Lightning Round!

I have no idea!

It’s the Lightning Round!

Peanut butter! Snorkel! Sub! Refrigerator! Kansas!

Fireman?

Lightning?!

Yes; it’s the “Lightning Round”. I don’t know how I could make this any easier, Larry.

Okay, okay, okay. I think…I think I just want to end this game now.

And, we’re out of time! Linda is our winner, and has won a lifetime supply of anything she wants!

Yay! This game was so simple.

Right? And, Larry…you owe us $800. You can pay the bears.

I’m not giving you any money! This game doesn’t make any sense!

Tune in next time, on...

...SIMPLICITY!